"I have no idea what you're trying to accomplish here."[1]* -Matthew
                                                               Mirapaul

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   * "I have no idea what you're trying to accomplish here. I looked at
   your work earlier in the year, or last year, but have not written
   about it. I cannot tell from your message if it has been modified in
   such a way that I need to revisit it. If so, please explain.
   Otherwise, try, try again." (response from Mirapaul on 10/10/02 to
   Young's statement that NewZoid was more advanced than other work
   Mirapaul had written about in the New York Times.)