Date: Fri, 20 Jun 2003 21:48:35 -0700
From: "[]" <kanztanz@YAHOO.COM>
To: WRYTING-L@LISTSERV.UTORONTO.CA
Subject: ferrickticle [original and translation from]

l'sro epq'nfwer iker;h hr hloi
oryflgba; er' fqlhj herq cvhj kloi
n'boer erqlr h;l;f mld f'wq tloi
wylmar w'rqwbng mld rjg sloi

iker;h dm er'q mld ryuieo blois
l'ploar abnmu alksr g'sdlosnm'lois
plk plak'sir mld ok;m s'kju atlois
 rjg wylmar mld w'rqwbng  sloi

ji lasvae werq ewfl'thcksoloi
v'cflewerfj hdj oolop solop;fololoi
mld fwv dfa;h iker;h ekdj;erloi
mld wylmar rjg wbngw'rq sloi

iker xsd mld ji wour; s,kmlois
hui mld ji wew'hfwll ytrusgolois
mld iker ok;liby dfilaka r'slois
wylmar mld w'rqwbng rjg sloi

l'sro dshfs; wer;gdbt sj'dloi
iker saaf'cvb sf;vsberr amldloi
diker ji mld gklekle uvbtloi
marwyl mld w'rqwbng rjg sloi

wer; bnokl  ji mld unin anolois
v'cflew'fi ji sefvbj hdj oolopolois
l'ploar ok;m ji  ok;liby rylois
WYL MLD MAR RIG WRWBNG SLOI


[a rough translation]

we offer discounts on air
our discounts really are quite fair
is that goose do in your hair
is my business your affair

we manufacture our  chairs
our discount laywaway is downstairs
for tea the manager peels pears
is his business your affair

this type  is extremely rare
we strip the frames to barely there
she hates it when you stare
is that business my affair

you'll find him next to hardwares
she doesn't know the cost of shares
we  want to but no one dares
is this business their affair

we buff the finish with care
it's good to have a natural flair
they say she was his au pair
is this busness her affair

we repair all rips and tears
we stuff with finest horses' hairs
it makes me nervous when he glares
is his business her affair

is that goose do in your hair
we used real goose-down in this chair
all our prices more than fair
IS THIS BUSINESS MY AFFAIR






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